Fight Night at Ruckus
We like to mix it up in the Ruckus Room a bit - from serious to silly. There are a lot of people interested in the Silicon Valley corporate culture. What it's REALLY like. Well here's a taste, on the silly side.
On a Friday nights, we do the typical pizza and beer thing (don't forget the beer). Well this particular Friday night we got to talking about CEOs, their strength, weaknesses, their attributes and detriments. Ultimately the conversation went in a weird direction thanks to one very disturbed, but not disgruntled, employee. "I'd pay BIG money to see some CEOs in an actual ring," he said.
So we then began matching up CEOs, trying to predict the outcome of an 8-round, industry-sanctioned bout. Here were some of our match-ups and decisions:

Meg is a better technical fighter and breaks Carly's nose with a hard left early in the fight. But Carly has a quicker jab and a stronger will to win. After the nose incident in the first, Carly gets to work in the second. She goes to the body then to a voracious jab. Fiorina's long reach and stamina just can't be matched by Whitman. This fight goes the length with the judges scoring the bout: 5-3, 6-2, 5-3 - Fiorina.

Dave ("Intel Inside") House is an athlete with a strong right and never-ending stamina. This guy plays every sport there is. Here's how the bout goes. Grove comes out dancing and lasts one good round. In the second, House basically corners him then literally pummels Grove with left/right combos. Grove covers up and then goes down for the entire count. The fight is short. The fans are pissed.

A relative unknown, Bobby "Steel Buns" Johnson was in the military and fights like an army brat. This is another short fight. Chambers, more the politician, comes out of the corner smiling and goes down after only six punches - 40 seconds in the the first round. At the end of the fight, Johnson attributes his success to his work ethic.

Refusing to wear a mouthpiece, Steve Jobs wears a robe with the name "Monster Jobs" embroidered on the back. Howard Stringer is a taller and stronger British guy. Unfortunately for Jobs, Stringer has a much longer reach and is taller. From the bell, Jobs has trouble getting to Stringer. But Jobs is continuously the aggressor. But you don't want to get British guys mad. After a kidney punch in the 3rd, Stringer goes after Jobs with a battery of lefts and rights. Jobs covers up, then takes a knee for a 9 count. Jobs surprisingly comes back and stuns Stringer immediately with an upper cut followed by a quick right. Stringer falls and hard but rises for the bell. The bout goes the distance with a split decision going to Stringer. Jobs contests the fight. :)

This is the fight everyone wanted to see (the main event). Don't be fooled by Ellison's Zen-like persona. He's a fighter. And Gates gets mad if things don't go his way so, while lanky, he can fight too. In this match up Ellison comes out strong, surprising Gates with a wild left hook. Once Gates gets his bearings, he starts to pinpoints Ellison's weakness. He seems to know exactly where to hit Ellison like he's done a bunch of research. Ellison tires but drops Gates in the 3rd when Gates backs himself into the corner. Groggy, Gates manages to dance his way out of the round. Ellison bloodies Gates, who's a real bleeder, in the 4th when the referee stops the fight. Later the decision is reversed after Gates "buys the the fight."
Then, for grins, we went out of the technology industry, just for fun.

- This was actually quite a difficult fight to predict. Any ex-con in the ring is formidable...no matter what the charge. And Martha has a temper. But Oprah is scrappy, and you just don't want to get her mad. In the second round, Martha deeply angers Oprah with a sucker punch when the referee breaks up a clinch. After three more rounds, Oprah sends Martha to the canvas in the 6th, then backs her on the ropes and sends her down a second time with a right hook. TKO to Winfrey in the 6th. After the fight it was reported that Stewart had bet on herself to lose. Controversy ensued.
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